50 ways to annoy a metalhead

[Virvatuli]

It's not "people" who think so, it's been Virvatuli who wrote so - and added an irony tag, which means "I didn't (completely/exactly) mean what I wrote". No need to take that statement so seriously

Yep. I didn't. Because the best metal comes from Finland
But thank you... you wouldn't mind to be my private secretary, who translates/explains everything I say?