......it's a pun war you will get!!!!
Heed! Airport Alert
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. The FBI is charging him with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They seek solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of their absolute values. They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they have many common denominators with coordinates in every country.
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." "Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the President said, adding, "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line."
President Bush further warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen, unless we become exponents of a Higher Power."
Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, 'Read my ellipse.' Though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks."
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