I've written my own anthem. I call it "Catoupe (The Song of the Crazy Cat Lady)"
I am the Crazy Cat Lady
Furry bodies sprawl about
soaking up sun, drinking the milk
The house stinks, they crowd the sinks
The louts eat and breed and poop.
EVERYWHERE.
I am the BALD Crazy Cat Lady
So I thought, "why not?"
At least half of them are comatose
(Goddammit, you get off my toast!!!)
and I need some hair. I've had an idea, and it's hot!
CATOUPE!!!
Ginger, black or grey,
comatose cats are great toupes!
It's festive, it's jolly
(DAMMIT! Don't eat the holly! Filthy buggers...)
CATOUPE!!!
They're interchangeable for any season
Black, white, green (don't ask about that last one, you don't want to know...)
you don't need a reason!
If you need hair, you can wear one anywhere.
CATOUPE!!!