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dorian jane

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Joke of the day
« am: Juni 21, 2005, 12:49:04 Vormittag »
Though i've already made a thread with jokes/funny stuff (I'll try to make you laugh a bit),
 i think that a thread where everybody could post a joke is of a rather different conception.
So, come on you metalheads,share your jokes!!!

A married woman was out golfing one day.At a point  she hit the ball so hard it  fell into the woods.
She went looking for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her:
-"If you release me from this trap i'll grand you 3 wishes".
So she freed the frog!
The frog said: "Thank you, but i failed to mention that there is a condition to your wishes..
whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said that would be okay.
For her first wish she asked to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her: "You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis that women will flock to".
The woman replied: "That's ok cause i'll be the most beautiful woman in the wolrd and he will have eyes only for me".
So, KAZAM!!!- the frog made her the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she asked to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said:"That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he'll be ten times richer than you".
The woman said: "That's ok , cause what's mine is his and what's his is mine".
So, KAZAM!!! she became the richest woman in the world.
The frog then asked her about her third wish and she answered:
"I'd like a mild heart attack".
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Moral of the joke: Women are clever bitches.
DON'T MESS WITH THEM.