Tex and RN? Pfft, I'd be more worried about Shadow doing/saying something kinky! In my mind, he's the board's resident Naughty.
Hahahaha... My reputation is well ahead of me it seems...
I am normally not all that into that Valentine day stuff because everyday here is Valentines day ! *searching for vomitting smiley*
So what I did last monday, you can throw up while reading on...( :wink: )
Children were out untill 19 u 00. I rushed home knowing my wife comes home at about
18 u 15... I made a pathway from the garage, unto the kitchen, unto the hallway, up the stairs, leading into the bathroom with... lighted candles every 50 cms...
I hung up a note at the garagedoor
'follow the lights to your Valentine'...In the bathroom I lit up another 60 candles next to to the bathtub filled with steamy hot water foaming with very fine scented bathfoam. On the floor I lay a matrass with a towel on it, massage oil next to it.
On top of the matrass I lay the softest pillow on the house and on top my Valentine present.
(the most expensive delicate embroidered set of lingerie...)
When I heard my wife entering the house through the garage door, I put out every light in the house, rushed into the bathroom, sat next to the bathtub with a chilled bottle of champagne, two glasses at hand... The moment she openened the bathroom door and looked at me I whispered in the deepest voice :
Had a rough day honey ?Now who said something about me being me being kinky ?
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..............
